Lily: I've been sucking at the diet game again. For the past two weeks anything I eat has made me sick. And before anyone starts saying "you're pregnant!" ... I'm not so suck it.
Yesterday, I know my puke can be attributed to my severe migraine. It was one ofthe worst ones i've had in a while. Why? Because a migraine has never made me puke hot pockets.
But I did lose 2 pounds. So maybe this isn't a bad thing?
Lorraine: Holy shit Lily. ARE YOU PREGNANT?
Bear: I thought that was obvious.
Lorraine: Can we all just decide that Bret is the father? I was gonna say that Bear and Bret would have to fight it out but I figured Wife wouldn't find it funny...
Lorraine: No worries Lils, there are real advantages to being pregnant. You can now eat for two! Or, maybe you already eat for two so you can eat for four!
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