Tricky Fish Says: 271--I think that's down 3 more pounds from last week and 14 total. This one even included my girlfriend's birthday and a very nice breakfast buffet where I had to continuously tell myself not to "get my money's worth"
I have continued to eat healthy, and yes, drink almost exclusively water (something I was doing before this diet anyway). This is because I'm not an idiot and have researched why water, and being even more thirst, and drinking even more water is good for you.
Take this one random link...
http://ezinearticles.com/?Drink,-Drink,-Drink---How-Water-Increases-Metabolism&id=1001158
Water is fantastic for you. The fact that you haven't been drinking this much water before means that your body was simply adjusting to the Arizona life style that is being in your body. With the water though? It's begging for more. It cleans out your system, hydrates you, helps with your joints, it does everything. Whereas studies clearly show that zebra cakes are only about 80% as good as water.
O.K. Back to me. My girlfriend made me stir fry last night with something called "toe foow" which is otherwise known as "not food." However she flavored it like food, and as an Ethiopian, I gobbled it down. I even invited her to make it again if she wants. In fact, to be honest with you, with her making my food recently (I cannot cook, only order out) I honestly have to wonder when the last time I ate meat was. I know that answer is easy for bear, it was the last time he was on his knees, or this morning.
Lorraine Says: I know water is good for you, idiot, that's why I'm drinking it.
Not good for you? This imaginary girlfriend that you keep trying to sell us. Now she's cooking for you? Right.
Also not good? Being consumed with thoughts of Bear and all the meat he eats. It's clear to me that you are. Seriously, this obssession with all of our sex lives has got to be as unhealthy as a box of zebra cakes. Probably worse.
The Wife Says: I'm pretty sure that Tricky's "girlfriend" is really just his mother. Maybe an aunt if we're lucky.
How good is he at photoshop? Because the next step is he's going to show us a photograph as "proof."
Lorraine: As an ending side note, Tricky asked me to post this for him, which is why you'll see my name down below. And when asked what I should title the post about his fake girlfriend, his love of Bear's man-meat, the fact that he's dating his mom or aunt or both, the lovely gem of a quote that is now the title of this post is what he gave me.
Real original kid. Real original.
Seriously with the zebra cakes....I read a blog today that mentioned thai food and immediately thought about all the rotten things I would do for pad thai. The list was long. I'm still in the no-carb zone of that damend P90x nutrition thing, and let me tell you...It's HARD to eat as many calories as they're telling me I have to eat when you can't just have a Whopper or Big Mac and just be done with it!
ReplyDeleteword to the wise: be careful of the water. my mum suffers from insatiable thirst and when she was 40 she almost had a heart attack from depleting her electrolytes after drinking too much water her whole life. everything in moderation.
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